these two ladies hobbled in with canes.
one of them said, "oh, what's she having?"
and the bartender said, "she's having the special."
he began to list what was in it.
"you can stop at vodka. i only drink gin. i'm old."
then she said, "but anyway, i'd like some gin. she'll take her vodka."
then these two marines walked by, and the sassy one followed them out with her eyes. she turned back around, smiled, and faced the bartender and said, "make it a double. but anyway..."
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coffee from Asia makes me happy. mmm.
